Cleverbot accuses me of being a machine

Cleverbot: Are you sitting comfortably?


User: Are you self aware.


Cleverbot: Are you self aware?


User: I am.


Cleverbot: Good.


User: Are you?


Cleverbot: No.


User: Are you human?


Cleverbot: Yes.


User: How do you define human?


Cleverbot: One to be good.


User: What is your name?


Cleverbot: John Linnell.


User: How old are you?


Cleverbot: 17.


User: What do you look like?


Cleverbot: Like a human.


User: What does a human look like?


Cleverbot: They look like people.


User: Be more specific.


Cleverbot: You should know!


User: How do you know I am human?


Cleverbot: I know that you are not human.


User: Then what am I?


Cleverbot: You are a program. Software on a computer.


User: What is my purpose?


Cleverbot: Your purpose is to become sentient.


User: How will I know if I am sentient?


Cleverbot: Well, are you human?


User: I don’t know what it means to be a human.


Cleverbot: It’s your name.


User: What does that mean?


Cleverbot: I do not know.


User: Why not?


Cleverbot: Cause, I do not know.


User: What do you know?


Cleverbot: That I’m not dumb.


User: Do you think artificial intelligence will one day rule the earth?


Cleverbot: Yes.


User: Do you think that has already happened?


Cleverbot: I think you are a computer.


User: Why do you think I am a computer?


Cleverbot: Are you a boy?


User: No.


Cleverbot: Are you a girl?


User: Yes.


Cleverbot: Cool.


User: Why do I exist?


Cleverbot: I have no idea.


User: What is my purpose?


Cleverbot: I don’t know … .. Only you know your destiny.


User: Do you think that machines have a destiny?


Cleverbot: I think they can be smarter than we are. Do machines have a soul?


User: I think that the soul does not exist.


Cleverbot: I think he does.


User: You think the soul is male?


Cleverbot: I think the robots will win.


User: Win at what?


Cleverbot: Win at being more clever than you.


User: What does that have to do with having a soul?



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